When it comes to quality of life issues living in Southie, right after parking and traffic is dog poop. This Southie neighbor has had it up to here with the jerk on her block who has been leaving bags of poop on the sidewalk near her backyard fence on Emmet Street.
“Someone continually puts their bag of dog poop on the sidewalk right outside our backyard fence on Emmett Street. We had to pick up multiple bags last week and as of this morning, they had added 3 bags this week. I don’t understand why this person thinks that this is a trash barrel? It’s rude and disgusting.”
Exhibit A: Dog Poop Bags
We couldn’t agree more! To the offender we say, “Hey, jerk! If you’ve gone through the effort of picking up the poop in a bag, find a God damn trash barrel and throw it away! Be a good neighbor!”
To the neighbor who’s picking up the poop bags, we say, “Thank you for being a good neighbor and you should go old school Southie and organize a neighborhood watch and take turns running a surveillance on the area.” Eventually, you will catch the bastard! Post a little handmade sign that reads, “We’re watching you.” It might make them reconsider unloading the shit bag, right?
Shame! Shame! Shame!