Friends, can we talk?  I’m going to be honest, I’ve been in kind of a funk lately, and by “lately” I mean the last three years or so.  I’ve been eating poorly, I haven’t been working out with any kind of consistency, I haven’t been giving everything I do one hundred percent, I guess you could say I’ve been an unmotivated slug.  I used to eat clean, I used to workout every day, I used to only wear my bathrobe inside my house!  What the hell happened to me?  I may not know what happened to me (I totally know, I stopped working out and started eating like I was going to the electric chair) but I know I’m going to put a stop to it!

Like anyone else looking to lose weight/get healthy I went straight to Pinterest to formulate a plan!  Whilst combing through all the fitness and health board I kept seeing the same name over and over again, Jennifer Aniston.  Posts would come up about Jennifer Aniston’s diet, her workout, how much water she drinks, her healthy lifestyle, her love of margaritas and guacamole, and of course pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini.  Message received universe, you want me to live like Jennifer Aniston.

I spent my weekend researching Jennifer Aniston so I can mirror her diet, fitness, and overall wellness routine and here is some of the stuff I learned:

She drinks 100 ounces of water a day (holy moly)

She does yoga three times a week, spinning once a week, and Pilates once a week

Her favorite cheat meal is chips, salsa, guacamole, and margaritas

She tries to do twenty minutes of cardio every day

She eats mostly fresh fruits and vegetable and lean protein

She LOVES salads

She allows herself coffee, wine, and dairy (thanks God)

She is Greek

So over the next two weeks I will be living my best Jennifer Aniston life, and I invite you to join me on my journey!  I’ll be checking in via Caught In Southie to let you know how everything is going and if/when I meet a Justin Theroux doppelganger, but you can also follow along in real time via Instagram (GlamorousBaggage), Twitter (@HotelFoxtrot), and Snapchat (GlamorousBaggage).