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Hello! Welcome to Southie!

Hey, South Boston class of 2017, let me be one of the first to welcome you to the neighborhood!  Are you settling in ok?  Getting the lay of the land aka all the one ways?  You must be pretty psyched to be living in Southie!  Quick commute to downtown (do us all a favor and check out my blog on bus etiquette if you’re new to the T), plenty of great places to eat and drink, the beach, Castle Island.  It’s pretty darn close to paradise here in 02127.  And the people!  We also have the best people in the world here in South Boston – whether they have lived here their whole lives or had the good sense to move here as an adult.  And guess what?  The best people make the best neighbors!  And you too can join the ranks of best neighbors, it’s easy, I swear.  I want you to succeed as neighbors, new residents of Southie, so I made a handy-dandy cheat it, read it, learn it, live it.

Parking.  In case you haven’t noticed, parking is kinda a big deal here, and there are so many rules!  First the big written rule, street cleaning might be the biggest bummer in the modern world.  There is no worse feeling than walking to your car only to find an empty street.  I’m a pretty level headed, rational human being, but my car getting towed gets me mad enough to kick a puppy.  So do yourself a favor and always check the street cleaning signs!  Now for some unwritten rules, for the love of God pull up the bumper!  Lots of cars need t park on any given street, so park in a way that will allow the maximum number of cars to fit.  You can’t stand in a spot and “hold” it for a friend, it’s a really good way to get run over.  Double parking is a carefully balanced science that can go horribly wrong in seconds.  Mostly you just want to apply some common sense.  Can a fire engine or bus still get down the street?  If no, then you did it wrong and start over.  Also there is a huge difference between double parking on Broadway and double parking on L St, don’t be the turd who double parks on L.  You may have noticed that Broadway is technically big enough for two lanes of traffic, but that inside “lane” is 100% reserved for double parking, so if you try to actually drive in it don’t get mad at me when you don’t get to go anywhere.  Keep the double parking all on the same side of the street, no car should have to snake its way down the street.  And a quick thing about driving around Southie, there’s still a decent number of kids in the hood, we tell them to cross at crosswalks or “wait for the light”.  Please don’t drive like a maniac, and if you run a red and yellow light I will absolutely yell at you, flip you off, and possibly throw an egg at your car.  Just a heads up.

Garbage day.  Okay, this is my big pet peeve so bear with me.  Find out what day garbage pickup is on your street.  Google it, ask a neighbor, whatever, I don’t care, just find out and find out now.  You can put your garbage out on the curb the night before pickup and the night before pickup only.  I think I speak for the whole community when I say we don’t want our streets strewn with trash, and now that you’re a member of the community you shouldn’t want it to look like Calcutta either.  I’m sorry if you have trash you want to put out on the curb a few days before pickup but you can’t and DEAL WITH IT.  I try not to put out bags of trash until the morning of because for some reason the people who go through it make a giant effing mess.  Speaking of a giant effing mess, your trash should be neat and contained when you put it out.  Like in a barrel with a lid that snaps.  Gross people have gross trash, don’t be gross people.

Your neighbors.  If you’re my neighbor I’ll probably smile and say, “Hi,” at some point, and if for some reason I don’t, please say, “Hi,” to me first, and I do apologize, heck even if you’re not my neighbor feel free to say hi!  Introduce yourself to your neighbors, give them a heads up if you’re going to have a par-tay (maybe even invite them), help out with shoveling, moving heavy stuff, loose dog on the street, etc.  Basically just the kind of neighbor you would like to live next door to.  And there’s always going to be a grouch who loves to complain, try not to give them too much to complain about.  Like don’t fight with your girlfriend in the middle of the street or have your fight club over at 4am, especially on a school night.  And if your my new neighbors who have lived here for five minutes and have already been so drunk one of them tried to go into the wrong house at 2 am on one night and decided to play football in the middle of the street after they came home from da club the next night, lock it up or I will be calling the cops and telling them you’re selling drugs to children.

Ok, back to talking to everyone now, whether you’ve lived here your whole life or for a week, you basically only need to remember one thing, you’re living in a neighborhood, a community, and you’re a member of this community.  Take some pride in where you live.  Don’t throw your sub wrapper or Fireball nip in the street.  Don’t act a fool your whole walk home from whatever bar you’re boozing at, and when you see a Southie kid canning or selling candy bars throw them a couple bucks.  There’s no reason you can’t be a vibrant, vital member of the South Boston community, just don’t act like a dope and we should all get along swimmingly…see you around.

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Heather Foley

Heather has been writing for Caught In Southie since pretty much the beginning and for that we apologize. She can often be found on her couch with a log of raw cookie dough. Her biggest fear is being on an episode of Dateline and her wildest dream is being a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race. Feel free to let her know if there's something you think she should write about, unless it's stupid.

Comments

  1. Dianne says

    How about how Southie has changed for the worse since we all who had grown up there to know. How they have turned Southie into a yuppie place and how when I came threw there one night they have little children around ages 7 and up selling heroin. Better yet lets talk about how Southie has become a huge Heroin epidemic issue.

  2. MikeSoBo says

    This may be helpful for some: for street sweeping – if you have preferred street(s) you usually park on, you can sign up for an email alert from the City to remind you of upcoming sweeping and the side of the street it applies to. Same thing for garbage pick up, the City can email you a reminder if you’d like.

    And for those of you who bought an awesome new sub-woofer for your new home theater, please remember that the older housing stock in our neighborhood tends to be pretty light on sound insulation in between units/buildings – so even though the dialogue of the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 sounds normal, all your neighbors are hearing is the random rumble of low frequency.

  3. JoeK says

    Heather, Don’t forget to add that I led him home safely & secured his cell & wallet from the middle of the street. None of his ‘friends’ knew he was missing nor were they in any condition to care. Seemed like a decent kid, gave him fatherly advice next day.

  4. Charlie Adler says

    Ms Heather Foley…That was..AWESOME…Touched all the right Hot Button issues.What EVERY new South Bostonion should know.Good Stuff.And a touch of funny thrown in.. Way to go Heather!!!!!

  5. Alan A Rouse says

    Very good article…..very nice way of explaining things….welcome one and welcome all..!!!!!….Southie is my home-town….:)….

  6. Linda Lynch says

    Your words: You may have noticed that Broadway is technically big enough for two lanes of traffic, but that inside “lane” is 100% reserved for double parking.
    Heather, I have to say that the inside lane IS NOT reserved for double parking. It is just a thing that South Boston people do. Let the people know that you can still get a ticket while you are double parked there. So a gallon of milk at Store 24, could cost you $45.00 instead of $5.00.

  7. Bobby Sances says

    Thanks Heather.
    One thing I have noticed that crawls up me sidewayz is a driver who crosses a double line to park on the opposite side of the street!!
    It happens on L street to pften. I don’t get it. I believe traffic laws are universal or at least the double line one is.

    Bobby

  8. Jpycet says

    Great article Heather, Just one more thing,
    Dog Owners please pick up your pets feces, I am appalled at the dog do do I find when walking my little grandson and since i am on the subject. STOP Littering the streets of South Boston

  9. walter j morse aka moose says

    I grew up in the lower end on Bolton st160 that is went to all schools that lead up to southie high went into the marine corp with a bunch of guys from the lower end spent some time in nam stations 3rd mar div .okinowa from there back and forth to nam on covert ops mike O’Conner from d st project then old harbor and g and eight got married to Helen mcgreger from old barber prodject and my name is wally morse worked at Gillette for 42 years moved to west bridgewater 1984 but working at Gillette I never really left another jar head bob lachinskis. Guy lynch parking stunk then with not many cars per household and I can’t believe how it must be now