How does spending the day floating around the waters of M Street Beach with some like minded folks sound? Well, Floatella might just be for you.
According a Facebook event, all you need is a float and your desire to send off summer “the right way.” This event takes place on Saturday, August 27th from 12pm-6pm – that’s a lot of floating.
The party organizer Cary Chang is “expecting a large police presence” and bet your bottom dollar the Staties will be there in full force. With hundreds of floats in the ocean filled with millennials, the troopers will be expecting nothing but shenanigans. Chang does go on to remind anyone coming to Floatella that alcohol is not allowed on the beach so expect to float sober.
Let’s hope the lifeguard on duty isn’t a stickler for rules – because floats are NOT allowed on DCR beaches. But who are we to be a stick in the mud. You know Caught in Southie will be investigating Floatella for sure! Does anyone have an air pump we can borrow?