Tomorrow is Mother’s Day and why not give the that keeps on giving -especially for busy moms – the gift of wine! This year we’ve created a guide with a celebrity mom spin with the help of our friends at Mayhew Wine Shop!
You may identify with some or all of these moms – we know we do – just a teeny bit!
Happy Mother’s Day!
Nobody does Stepford Wife better than you! You are the picture perfect wife, not a hair out of place, beautifully dressed, and your home always neat and organized. You turn a blind eye to your husband’s wandering peen and keep a cool arm distance from your children with a lit cigarette. Why not fill your glass with Jean-Charles Girard-Madoux Mondeuse, Savoie France $20.
You are one groovy mom! Rocking a sweet shag and hot bell bottoms, you handle your 6 kids with style and grace. Quick with witty words of wisdom, you always know exactly what to say to your kids and you know how to tease your husband with sexual innuendos, Even if Mike Brady is a closeted gay man – let’s be honest, they make the best husbands! Throw back a glass or five of Eric Kent UntetheRED Red Blend, Mendocino CA $24 and give Alice the night off!
Married to a lovable buffoon, you’re an extremely patient mother of three very busy, if not perfect, children. Keeping your family grounded in the midst of foolish antics, you rarely lose your cool except for the occasional groan of “hmmm….” You’re secure in your look – mile high blue beehive, strapless dress and red beaded choker, You know what they say, if it ain’t broke, dim the lights, have some Dashe Cellars Chenin Blanc ‘Les Enfants Terribles”, Yolo County CA $22 and let your imagination run wild about your neighbor, stupid sexy Flanders.
You are the quintessential MOManger (Suck it, Dina Lohan) – you keep those schedules full of appearances, activities and publicity stunts. You love to post your kids on social media and don’t apologize for their sometimes obnoxious behavior. You’re shopping your family around to many networks. Fingers crossed that Bravo will call back. You probably pick your wine based solely on how Instagram-able the bottle is and how often the brand retweets, but we suggest trying Wolffer Estate “Summer in a Bottle” Rose, Long Island NY $26 – because it’s so Klassy!
When life hands you lemons, well you know the rest. You’re full of surprises; whether it’s an unannounced midnight album release, dragging your husband and father on HBO, or debuting a jaw-dropping new haircut on social media. Girl you are both Irreplaceable and Flawless. You are the best, so you should drink the best. Upgrade Gerard Boulay Sancerre “Monts Damnés”, Loire Valley France $55 because you’re a Grown Woman.